Lets create pottery sir hubert shattner1/12/2023 Leela: So long, overly-complicated Japanese toilet! Toilet: Please, not throw away. I'll rest easier not knowing where they are. Fry: For God's sake! Censor it! Censor it! V-Giny: Approved for all audiences! Fry: Nooooo! Attack of the Killer App Professor Farnsworth: These old doomsday devices are dangerously unstable. Leela: Come, Adam, partake of my forbidden fruit. The only way to save Earth is to convince its citizens to repent their sinful ways. And we're next if we don't keep in in our collective pants. Hermes: So you're saying this thing is censoring indecent planets? Prof. Farnsworth: And finally that world that can't be mentioned in polite company. Farnsworth: Look at the planets it's destroyed so far. Farnsworth: That makes the most sense of all. Zapp Brannigan: V-GINY? Doesn't ring a bell.įry: Granted, all that makes perfect sense, but why is this death sphere destroying planets? Prof. Zapp Brannigan: I surrender and volunteer for treason! Farnsworth: I don't like the looks of this V-GINY. Richard Nixon's Head: Options? Zapp Brannigan: My instinct is to hide in this barrel, like the wily fish. Zapp Brannigan: My God, we're defenseless. Zoidberg: Who's brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere? Leela Leela: There's no room for two captain's butts in this chair! Robot Leela: There would be if you'd have taken a spin class instead of lounging around in a coma! In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela Fry: Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried? Bender: I haven't felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Bender: Yeah! Do the Bender! Do the Bender! Guy in crowd: No thank you. Professor Farnsworth: Prepare for rebirth! Come on, stem cells, work your astounding scientific nonsense! Fry: Fetal stem cells? Aren't those controversial? Professor Farnsworth: In your time, yes, but nowadays- shut up! Besides, these are adult stem cells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stem cells.īender: Coma, coma, coma, coma, coma chameleon! Farnsworth: Yet thanks to my trusty safety sphere, I surblibed with only tirbial brain dablige. Farnsworth: Yes, it's sort of a Comedy Central channel, and we're on it now. Farnsworth: Of course! That was the Panama Wormhole, the universe's central transportation channel Dr. Hermes: Sweet coincidence of Port-Au-Prince! We're back on Earth! Prof. Zapp Brannigan: Fire all weapons and set a transmission frequency for my victory yodel. It's like when I passed out in college, except no one drew magic marker penises on my forehead. Farnsworth: You mean you don't remember? Fry: Nope, nothing. Farnsworth: So? What of it? Fry: Well, why is. įry: Professor, my Fry-fro is all frizzy! Prof. Part 1 Rebirth Bender: On the count of three, you will awaken feeling refreshed, as if Futurama had never been cancelled by idiots and then brought back by bigger idiots.
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